How to recognise an Anti-semite

Cast:
(G) Sir Goldstein
(Zionist) Anti-semite Finder General!
(M) ‘Alleged Anti-semite’ man
(B1, B2, B3) Bloggers one, two and three

Bloggers: We have found an anti-semite! ( Anti-semite! Anti-semite!)
denounce him denounce him!

Blogger 1: We have found an anti-semite, may we denounce him?
(cheers)
G: How do you known he is a anti-semite?
B2: He looks like one!
G: Bring him forward
(advance)
Man: I’m not a anti-semite! I’m not anti-Semitic at all!
G: ehh… but you talk like one.
M: They put those words in my mouth!
All: naah no we didn’t… no.
M: And this isn’t my blog, it’s a fake one.
(G pulls up web page)
G: Well?
B1: Well we did fake the Blog.
G: The comments?
B1: …And the comments, but he is an anti-semite!
(all: yeah, denounce him denounce him!)
G: Did you put those words in his mouth?
B1: No! (no no… no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But he is suspicious!
(B3 An he does ask questions that he should not. Look here he uses the word ‘if..?’)
G: What makes you think he is an anti-semite?
B2: Well, he doesn’t like Seinfeld!
G: Seinfeld!?!
(B2 pause & look around)
B2: Well who does.
(pause)
B3: Denounce him anyway! (Denounce him Denounce him Denounce him!)
(Zionist walks in)
G: There are ways of telling whether he is an anti-semite.
B1: Are there? Well then tell us! (tell us)
G: Tell me… what do you do with anti-semites?
B3: Label them! Insult them! Ban their books (Lock them up)
G: What do you lock up apart from anti-semites?
B1: More anti-semites! (B2 nudge B1)
(pause)
B3: Neo-nazis!
G: So, why are anti-semites dangerous?
(long pause)
B2: Cuz they… ask questions that are not allowed?
G: Gooood.
(crowd congratulates B2)
G: So, how do we tell if he hates jews?
B1: Ask him what he thinks about Alan Greenspan?
G: Ah, but not liking Alan Greenspan does not mean that you hate all jews?
B1: Oh yeah…
G: Do Jews believe they are just like other peoples?
B1: No
B3: No. They are the chosen ones!
B1: Let’s throw comments at him via a blog! (yeah yeah ya!)
G: What also is chosen by God?
B1: Madonna
B3: Lady Gaga
B2: Justin Bieber
(G looks annoyed)
B1: The Pope
B3: Squirrels
B1: Dragons
B3: Potatoes
Zionist: Israel!
(all look and stare at the Zionist)
G: Exactly! So, logically…
B1(thinking): If he believes that Jews are not a special case and chosen by God and that Israel was not chosen for the Jews by God… he’s suspicious and therefore…
G: And therefore,
(pause & think)
B3: An anti-semite! (B1: anti-semite)(B2: anti-semite)(all: anti-semite!)
G: Let’s ask him about Israel.
All: Anti-semite! Anti-semite! Anti-semite!